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51 Reasons I Am Not Smiling
I get asked this question a lot: whether I’m reading, running, stocking sodas at work or just sitting quietly thinking to myself: The question that is, apparently, on everyone’s minds is, “Why aren’t you smiling? Smile! You look so tired/sad/angry! You’d look so much prettier if you smiled!” Fear not! I assure you there is […]
How to Become Prime Minister in 10 Easy Steps
After extensive research, we lay out the ten simple steps to follow if you want to become Prime Minister.
