Satire

Jimmy’s locked up again

Following the unexpected closure of Jimmy Allen’s (or Jimmy’s) nightclub on Thursday, there is widespread anger and upset throughout Durham, with many students threatening drop out of university, or worse, go to Klute.

An Open Letter to: Christmas Cheer

We all know what time of year is approaching. Like the deadline on that summative that you still haven’t got around to, the 25th of December is ready to slap you in the face with a stressful season of boozing and financial bother; so not that different from a term at university really. But despite the […]

The door to Number 10 Downing Street