Durham Union sincerely apologises for wrongdoing
Hell is still warm, hens haven't grown any teeth, and there are no monkeys flying out of my ass - but the Durham Union has officially apologised for something it…
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Skyscrapers and bungalows: Inside Durham University’s new planning permission applications
Skyscrapers? Soup? Sentient hoovers? - all will be revealed in our deep dive into Durham University's fresh flurry of planning permission applications.
Popular Durham nightclub revealed to have links to 15th century kingdom
On Thursday evening, shocking information was leaked from an anonymous source within the popular Durham nightclub Bohemia. We sent our best investigative journalist to get the full scoop, and this…
A realist’s summer favourites
Even in unprecedented times, the British summer is a staple of unwavering stability. Here are some perennial favourites to cling to this season.
Covid stress and Eton mess
This week Satire brings us both an appetising and apolitical Eton mess recipe.
The Tent becomes World Heritage site
Despite its measures to prevent the spread of COVID-19, The Tent quickly has gone viral. Satire explores its worldwide fame.
How to get a cat to like you
If you too are in need of advice on how to win the affection of a furmidable feline then enjoy this simple guide, from someone who is unequivocally still hated…
How to do a 24 hour exam
The 24 hour exam: everything you need to know, and everything you shouldn't do.
A giant squid, and other worthy uses of Covid grants
After a particularly interesting use of a Covid relief grant hit the headlines this week, Anna Stringer suggests other causes worthy of a few (s)quid here and there.
The 10 commandments of an introvert’s world: lockdown 2020-2021
The pre-pandemic world was designed for extroverts: nightclubs, parties, the expectation to get dressed and see other humans on a daily basis, the list goes on. One introvert presents 10…