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Behold, the Queen of Dickery. After having done killing coalitions, kidnapping, rape and the cold-blooded murder of innocent babies, most decent human beings would have stopped deliberately exploring the most…
–"If you’re like me, you may have always found, that the idea of tying a bow tie, was slightly intimidating! … what I’m gonna do for you guys today, is…
The other day I was sitting in the library on one of the weird rocking mesh-backed chairs at the end of level three where the desks look out onto the…
Revolutionizing speech through phonetic punctuation This week we have dug up a somewhat old gem containing Victor Borge, Denmark’s greatest gift to humanity since their pastries. Watch as a ground-breaking…
The Ostrich We have arrived at the penultimate entry in our series on seemingly innocent animals that behave with a degree of moral integrity you would expect from the love-child…
come in, fling the headband aside, take one checked shirt, take a stand, make it count makeitreal papi. weetabix on the side board that will be one clean wholesome sunny…
This week, in sports… If I were one of those self-obsessed, shallow and unprofessional editors who put their need for public self-affirmation above their editorial duties, I probably would have…
The Ruff The ruff, a seemingly dull-looking bird (click here for article with picture), is also an avid purveyor of the most literal dick to be covered in this series.…
—Durham Constabulary A new initiative aiming to reduce levels of boredom among the university undergraduates is to be introduced in a joint effort between Durham University and the local police…
It all started when I went to the library of an evening as usual. Who was to know it would turn out like it did in the end, I could…