Editorial
Denmark, I salute you. What you have to understand is that Norwegians do not necessarily always feel the need to unconditionally declare themselves as members of the best nation in…
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Denmark, I salute you. What you have to understand is that Norwegians do not necessarily always feel the need to unconditionally declare themselves as members of the best nation in…
A guide These are hard times indeed, with summative deadlines piling up faster than vomit outside Klute on Friday, and the quality of everyone’s spirit, will to live and ability…
Sunshine, lollipops and death metal. Proof that metalheads can be the happiest, most blissful people on earth. Guaranteed to make you smile.
A new issue of Flipside is out, featuring a disturbingly accurate recipe for creating your own Daily Mail article, a guide to get you through summative season, happy death metal…
–Oh, a horse! A browncoat horse standing by a drystone wall, turns curious and looks at us. –clk Clk. The horse ambles over and meets our path in the middle…
A commentary on recent events It’s been quite a week, ladies and gentlemen, quite a week. First off, news have surfaced that our beloved vice-chancellor will retire from his post…
A bitter, single man’s rebuttal Being a very much unattached, miserable and cranky young man, I suppose you could say that I should rather spend my time pursuing emotionally satisfying…
My room is very small. 2 metres by 2.75 metres. It is also 2.7 metres high, but since that dimension is satisfactory, I don’t usually mention it. Another thing I…
Why toddlers should be smoking crack This week’s editorial will be spent advocating a new programme that will significantly improve everyone’s quality of life; namely the active distribution of crack…
Action Orson 1. The comportment of Orson’s fellow actors. Grim, stoical; respectful averting of eyes in order to spare the great man. They suffer as if it were their own…