Editorial
Obituary My computer died the other day. It being a Norwegian computer and all, the most intuitively appealing diagnosis to make was that it was merely pining for the fjords.…
Flipside
Halftime
In the three minutes before the half in rows and columns, adjusting the table or folding our hands, looking up at the adults turning to the clock sometimes dozing at…
Tuesday
Wake up at nine because that’s what you did yesterday and the excessive run made sleeping easy. No reason not to be impressed that you’re vertical at such an hour…
Editorial
The benefits of abstinence policy We hardly have to point out to you all that we pay quite a lot for the privilege of attending this University. As an international,…
Ten Commandments for the 21st Century
As dictated by Google Translate What happens when you put the Bible’s 10 commandments through Google Translate multiple times? Epic blasphemy? Probably. A plague of locusts descending upon the North…
New issue of Flipside!
New issue of Flipside is out, featuring an update of the Ten Commandments, arguments for a ban on sex amongst academics and an exploration of the nature of Tuesdays.
Editorial
No rest for the wicked Yes, I get it. I have absolutely no right to complain about the predicament I’m in, as it is entirely my own fault. It’s not…
Video of the week
Raving yakety sax-style. Ladies and gentlemen, here’s proof that a bit of jolly saxophone can improve everything. Especially those things that originally involves rave music. If you do not laugh…
Poems are balls
A poem captioning the essence of human existence The rush, the exhilaration. Yodelling. What inspires such beauty? Divine providence? No. Yet, maybe yes. No. A cry for help. Make your…
At the Dentist’s
corridor smells of sweat, i look at the receptionist. do you pay for your treatment?? she says I don’t know. Do you get any…benefits No, That’ll be 18.50 She waits,…