The Real Parliamentary Candidate Interview…
Below follows a fictitious conversation between a reporter, Geoff, and a parliamentary candidate. It is based on true events. Q: How are you? A: Well, I think the question here…
Flipside
The Six Word Challenge
After Ernest Hemingway was allegedly challenged to write a story in six words, he eventually arrived at ‘for sale: baby shoes, never worn’. Of course, this is profound, deep and…
Lib Dems New Election Promise
Nick Clegg reveals new election promise to students
Oh, The Fear…
Oh, woe betide thee, thou art the General Election Debate, Or rather, as per His Holy Duke of Edinburgh, one grotesque cock fest, Some might suggest, a General Erection Debate……
Final Week Farewell from Flipside and Malbec!
So, we come to the last week of term. The library is saturated and the mood is bleak, similar to how I imagine Macbeth would feel if he knew the…
Jeremy Clarkson Suspended for Punching Himself
Jeremy Clarkson is suspended after assaulting himself.
Receipts… Really? AND the Penultimate Malbecs Instalment!
RECEIPTS… Little scraps of low density paper in my wallet which could house a family of gerbils. Where black and white printed irrelevancies surround the price. Whatever we are buying…