Editorial
Why toddlers should be smoking crack This week’s editorial will be spent advocating a new programme that will significantly improve everyone’s quality of life; namely the active distribution of crack…
Simen Faaberg
The biggest (figurative) dick in the animal kingdom
Behold, the Queen of Dickery. After having done killing coalitions, kidnapping, rape and the cold-blooded murder of innocent babies, most decent human beings would have stopped deliberately exploring the most…
The biggest (figurative) dicks in the animal kingdom, pt. 4
The Ostrich We have arrived at the penultimate entry in our series on seemingly innocent animals that behave with a degree of moral integrity you would expect from the love-child…
Video of the Week
Revolutionizing speech through phonetic punctuation This week we have dug up a somewhat old gem containing Victor Borge, Denmark’s greatest gift to humanity since their pastries. Watch as a ground-breaking…
The biggest (figurative) dicks in the animal kingdom, pt. 3
The Ruff The ruff, a seemingly dull-looking bird (click here for article with picture), is also an avid purveyor of the most literal dick to be covered in this series.…
Editorial
This week, in sports… If I were one of those self-obsessed, shallow and unprofessional editors who put their need for public self-affirmation above their editorial duties, I probably would have…
Proof that scientists are a bunch of depraved perverts
Boobs, butts and sex in the laboratory Being students at at one of the UK’s supposedly top educational institutions, we at Flipside wake up every morning with a smile on…
Editorial
Fish are underrated as friendship material So I’m getting along great with my new buddy Salomon the Headless Salmon. If your exposure to Flipside can just leave you with one…
The biggest (figurative) dicks in the animal kingdom, pt. 2
The Chimpanzee Our closest living relatives (evolutionary speaking, that is) sometimes gang up, sneak into another groups territory in order to find a vulnerable, isolated individual who they then proceed…
The biggest (figurative) dicks in the animal kingdom, pt. 1
Lions Lions, those poor creatures, have had to deal with humans embedding all sorts of symbolism in them for thousands of years. In addition to their part in the Lion…