Author Archives: Simen Faaberg

Editorial

Why toddlers should be smoking crack This week’s editorial will be spent advocating a new programme that will significantly improve everyone’s quality of life; namely the active distribution of crack cocaine to small children. Here are some reasons you should consider implementing this policy: They are ridiculously entertaining Have you ever seen a toddler on […]

The biggest (figurative) dick in the animal kingdom

Behold, the Queen of Dickery. After having done killing coalitions, kidnapping, rape and the cold-blooded murder of innocent babies, most decent human beings would have stopped deliberately exploring the most depraved examples of animal behaviour and salvaged what’s left of their tarnished soul. As it so happens, all of us at Flipside sold our souls […]