Author Archives: Simen Faaberg

Weapons that will revolutionize warfare

Simen goes off his medication again Because I am a scientific genius to which the word ‘morality’ is only associated with some second grade spelling difficulties, I have come up with ideas for weapons that can further increase the destructive capacities of modern warfare. Because some men just wants to watch the world burn in […]

Editorial

Absinthe, you scoundrel. Uhm, so good morning, I guess. Apologies for the lack of enthusiastic greetings on my behalf, but I’m very disoriented and the last thing I remember was fireworks and a countdown of sorts. My perceptual abilities seem to be operating at half capacity, but preliminary assessments of my immediate surroundings indicate that […]