Author Archives: Alex Kirk

Editorial

7 Things to Avoid at College Balls This week’s top tips come from St Chad’s Candlemas Ball. 1. Pre-lash your ass off Freshers and potentially, older and dafter students beware – give ya stomach some room for the free booze you’ll get later. Drink too much and you will vom on yourself 2. If you […]

What to do if you’re Single and Hate Everybody this Valentine’s Day

It’s the favourite holiday of the year for card and naff present companies: pink and red (and grey, for this year especially) teddy bears are lounging in shops holding flowers and hearts and all other kinds of vomit inducing things that are essentially the plushy version of drinking sour milk. Couples have got their days […]