Editorial
7 Things to Avoid at College Balls This week’s top tips come from St Chad’s Candlemas Ball. 1. Pre-lash your ass off Freshers and potentially, older and dafter students beware…
Alex Kirk
What to do if you’re Single and Hate Everybody this Valentine’s Day
It’s the favourite holiday of the year for card and naff present companies: pink and red (and grey, for this year especially) teddy bears are lounging in shops holding flowers…
Editorial
The Hallmarks of a Good Lecturer Because we’re all at university to learn… 1) Calming voice Very important to not talk too loud – you might wake some of us…
DSU blow £900k on Election Bunting
Flipside can reveal exclusively that the DSU has spent £900,000 on bunting for this year’s student officer elections. Documents that have physically leaked out of the decaying Dunelm House show…
Editorial
I think it’s about time we all talk about The Musketeers. If you haven’t seen it, it’s this strange little show on BBC1 Fridays at 9pm. It’s got a few…
Major Policy Leak From Greens HQ.
Following the recent emergence of the Greens as being firmly against the NHS and firmly for continuing mass immigrations, more Green policies have come to light through a major leak…
Editorial
I’ve recently taken up running. I hate exercise, I don’t enjoy it, it hurts and every body part I have jiggles and turns purple. At home I ran round a…
Horrific Weather Suggests Imminent Apocalypse
Scientists have been baffled this week at the sudden appearance of strange hard rain that has been appearing over Durham city within the last few weeks. This ‘hard rain’ has…
Get Out Of My Chair
I am a third year. I have survived freshers’ alcoholism and carefree nature. I have survived the increasing turmoil of living out and actually being in charge of societies. I…
My First Time
It’s the first snow day, It’s the first issue of term and it’s my first editorial at Flipside. This means I’m got another notebook from paperchase, I’ve got another gmail…