A Prayer
Dear God, Ever since I first heard your voice, I knew you loved me; you conjured me up with those magical words; ‘Do you want to build a snowman?’ I…
Flipside
Curlew Man Vs Phantom Rah, Part 2 of 3
A Durham Comic A mysterious thieving rah is targeting Durham’s wealthy. Can a Yorkshire superhero with the powers of a curlew, a large wading bird of the sandpiper family, with…
Women Aren’t Funny
The Biggest Lie in Comedy “Women aren’t funny” is a phrase I have certainly heard a lot in my lifetime, a phrase that highlights prejudice on an unwarranted scale, a…
BBC Discovers New Species
Fresherium Inbibliothece This week’s upcoming episode of BBC One show, Life Story, will feature a new species only recently discovered in the altitudes of North East region of the Great…
Editorial
sex•u•al•i•ty I’ve had a lot of questions about my sexuality recently. A reader informed me they thought one of my previous editorials was a coming-out piece. When I sit next…
The Real Conflict with the Self:
Digestion There was a wise man who once said ‘he who maketh an enzyme angry, take upon him the burden of a tarantula’. No one knew what this meant, for…
M3–0
A Planet of Marxist Cats The planet M3–0 (those in the know call it “meow”) is the only planet in the universe whose inhabitants live in perfect harmony. However, many,…
Fun conversations:
Alcoholic vs Tap Water Guy I went to an Erasmus Society party. I didn’t know anyone there, so I made my face into a prow and walked to the bar.…
Curlew Man Vs Phantom Rah, Part 1 of 3
A Durham Comic A mysterious thieving rah is targeting Durham’s wealthy. Can a Yorkshire superhero with the powers of a curlew, a large wading bird of the sandpiper family, with…
How to Break The Internet
A Guide by Kim Kardashian-West In this series of how to guides I, Kim Kardashian-West, will teach you the ways of the modern celebrity. Consider me a Yoda to your…