Shall I compare thee to a summers day?
Thou art more price appropriate
Than options to eat another way:
Fiver for a bev and lunch sounds great.
Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines
Then he can cool off with a £2.50 gin
And if thou cannot face the lines?
Just use the app to get your order in.
But thy eternal summer shall not fade,
Serving vegan curry and avo toast,
Then turn to Lloyds for tunes well played,
With deals on beers I like the most.
So long as men can breathe, or eyes can see,
I’ll be with Spoons, and Spoons will be with me.
MARTIN DOCHERTY (with help from Willy Shakes)