Don’t get caught by those mass trends when
Trend breaking made all the great men,
Red chinos are donned by the hordes,
Dig out your grandfather’s old chords.
Women, the same applies to you,
Avoid the ‘they’ve done – I do too’.
If Fulham road’s the place to be,
Then consider Bexhill-on-sea.
The earth heaves thickly with the crowd,
Stand out, make your mark and be proud.
Difference connects, demarks the same;
Oddity’s the name of the game.