Historic set of place mats for sale

Never used, slightly soiled
For sale: one set of 60 place mats depicting images of Buckingham Palace. Pre-loved; never used; slightly tarnished by being handled by politicians. Blood stains may come out. Would make a thoughtless present for loved ones this Christmas.

Inclusive with purchase: one tract of 169,000 miles of uninhabited frozen wasteland; perfect for chilling out with penguins or conducting nuclear tests.

£30 (o.n.o.)

For further information, contact:

Her Majesty The Queen
Buckingham Palace
London
SW1A 1AA

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