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We have already received:
Complaints of right-wing bias,
Complaints of left-wing bias,
Complaints of flogging a dead horse –
This horse shall soon be available in a ready meal near
Oh, Thatcher, you were busy:
‘We are all Thatcher’s children’
The BBC concluded in 2004;
Denis must have been exhausted.
‘We are all Thatcherites now’,
Dave proclaimed last week;
‘Oh brave new world, that has such people in’t’.
So let us let Thatcher rest,
Let us not celebrate her death
Or proclaim her a national treasure,
But rather send sympathy for Mark and Carol.
Who has a knighthood,
And really shouldn’t have been allowed out of the