An Obituary

So long, and farewell,Horsemeat,
Which plagued
My burgers.

We never knew
You were there
Hidden away, locked
Inside the microwave
Which we consumed.

Findus Frozen Beef Lasagne
Was actually
Findus Frozen Horse Lasagne;
How very

But know,
The FSA has declared
War! – Huh!
What is it good for? – Upon you
And now your time is up.

For about six months
And then the furore
Will all settle down,
And I can tuck into my
Beef lasagne
Once more.

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