An Obituary

Neanderthals
So long
And farewell
Neanderthals,
Our evolutionary cousins.

Your eyes were too large,
The boffins now say,
You were picked on at school,
Called unoriginal names like
Bug-eye
Freak
And
Creepy.

You had superior night vision
But we had fashion.
So,
28,000 years ago
You went extinct,
Leaving nothing behind
But a memory
And a legacy of idiotic apemen for
Hollywood.

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