I know I’ve not been a very good boy this year, but for Christmas I really really want a pony. My friend Rebekah got one last year, and I’m super jealous.
If you get me one I promise to be a good boy next year, and I won’t throw away Mr. Leveson’s wish list ever again.
PS. My friend Edward wants something called ‘equality’ for Christmas. I told him that’s not a proper present, but he didn’t listen.
David Cameron (age 46).