Author Archives: Olivia Pryer

What I love most about summer

Our editorial staff reveal what they love most about this time of the year: Mr Cuddles the Cat (Ousted Editor-In-Chief): The number you are trying to reach has been impounded by the International Criminal Police Organisation; please try again later. Olivia Pryer (Acting Editor-in-Chief and National Correspondent): The smiles on baby turtles faces. Sheridan Uppity-Phlipfile […]

Lloyds ‘Aware Of’ Co-op’s Black Hole

MPs warned of destruction by singularity Bosses of Lloyds Banking Group yesterday warned Members of Parliament that the Co-operative Bank had in their possession a stable singularity with which they intended to dominate all other opposition. Before a meeting of a Treasury Select Committee, leading bankers informed MPs that the Co-op had announced its intention […]