Author Archives: Greg Morrison

An Exam-time Haiku

Straight to the point. Simultaneously reading an article, scribbling things down, scrutinising old exam papers, eating a sandwich, highlighting other things, reviewing your newsfeed and underlining things. Whilst writing haikus. Exam season’s here. Exams float distant; Procrastinate merrily. The sand’s piled up: SHIT.

Oh Do Shut Up

Kanye West is an intolerable dickhead. Discuss. One would assume that a discussion as to why Mr West is such an intolerable dickhead would be utterly redundant. Surely anybody who’s seen the various interviews in which Kanye so deftly proved himself to be a dimwitted cockalorum would agree. Unfortunately, a recent infuriating encounter I had […]