Author Archives: Cassandra Squall

Spring Impeached For Tardiness

Summer unavailable to comment Following a report by the Committee on Seasonal Standards (aka the Jupiter Committee), the House of Commons yesterday voted to impeach the season spring for “malignant delay and behaviour unbecoming”. As a verdict of “not guilty” is understood to be reached at spring’s trial next week, this impeachment is to serve […]

Hell freezes over

Thousands instantly regret their scathing rejoinders Infernal Industries, Inc. went into meltdown yesterday when hell froze completely over. In the face of the phenomenally cold weather experienced over the last few days, the domain of infernal damnation suffered a cold snap which killed the flames which had burnt since creation. As a result, many who […]