Obituary

Paul Scholes’s Car
So long
And farewell,
Paul Scholes’s
Car.
You shall be missed
When he has to
Walk in the
Rain.

A grey Chevrolet estate,
Taken about eight
By a man with no name.

The “ice bandit”
Will probably be
Found,
Because this is a “celebrity”
We’re dealing with here,
Not your average Joe.

But maybe,
Just maybe,
Scholes will have learnt:
Don’t leave your
Engine running
Whilst you’re in the house.

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